Welcome to the life of a confusing 18 year old girl

If I should describe myself with 1 word: clumsy.

My name is Johanna and I'm just a normal 18 year old girl, except I got my own story like everybody else. I'm a big ass and big boobed white girl, who doesn't want to be a skinny b**** and love myself for me! I've stopped thinking about what others think of me, and that's when I became a much happier person. I've also stopped judging people (at least out loud, can't stop my own thought though..) I'm from the Faroe Islands - a small country with 18 small islands, population about 50.000 people.
I'm a genuinely a very happy person and I have a tendency of making everything around me funny. I'm maybe what you can call being"unlucky" in life and the clumsiest person you will ever know of on this earth. I'm actually at the hospital right because I got about 70 kilo's of sharp glassplates on my heel
and it cut about 7-8 inches deep. Of course it hurt like hell, but I still had to make it funny in some way, just to make myself happy again, so I began to make my own lyrics to famous songs about getting cut. I'm a singer, songwriter and I play guitar and the piano. I go to high school and I just broke a part of my foot, so I'm gonna look like the biggest idiot the whole summervacation, 'cause my foot is going to be rapped in plaster. GREAT! - And believe me, it does not come as a shock to anyone. Yes of course when they saw the pictures of how disgusting it was, but these kind of things typically always happen to me. But enough pittying myself, I'm gonna start giving you my life in pictures and writing about it.
I'm funny, happy, clumsy, confused and I've been through a rough year with anxiety, and I'm still struggling to get through it. I hope that I can give some of you people my thoughts about what it is and what it has been like for me. I also hope I can help people who are struggling, to get faith in life again and know that you are not alone! PEACE OUT!